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Ask Chicagoist: January Gym Deals?

By Thales Exoo in Miscellaneous on Jan 5, 2007 5:15PM

Chicagoist:

It's New Years resolution time, and this year I absolutely VOW to get to the gym. For real this time! Honest! What gyms have specials going on to get all of us would-be slackers in their doors?

Future Gym Rat

2007_01_askgym.jpgDear FGR,

Cheers to you on your healthy choices for 2007! You're going to stick with it, right? Grab those carrot sticks instead of that tasty-looking carrot cake? Go to the gym instead of rearranging your closet? Or maybe that one's just our excuse ...

It's January, and January means throngs of people like you want to join gyms in the spirit of new beginnings. And, sadly, most people will probably not keep it up much past February. The gym owners know this, so they try to entice people in who probably won't use the equipment much in April, but will be locked into paying. Insidious? Sure. But, FGR, this works out to your advantage, because YOU aren't one of the people who will drop out, right? You'll be sweating along beside Chicagoist come next September, won't you?!

Speaking of sweating alongside Chicagoist — if you're a gym newbie, please keep in mind some basic gym etiquette before you go. You'll fit in better alongside the veterans, you won't be scoffed at by the regulars, and you'll probably feel more confident and comfortable.

  • Don't hog the machines. If you're doing multiple sets, don't just sit there and work on your knitting while you're resting. Give it up and give someone else a chance.
  • On that same note, don't just jump in there when someone appears to be done but is still meandering around the machine — ask first if they're done, or if you can do a quick set while they're resting.
  • You might want to have a plan and know how to use the equipment before heading in during rush hour — you'll avoid looking like a deer in the headlights, and you won't hold everyone else up (and get trampled) as they're bustling around the room on a mission.
  • The sweat left behind as you make your way around the room? Ew. Clean it up! For the love of all that is holy, bring along a towel! When you're done using equipment, clean it off and put it away (if applicable) so everyone else knows where to find it.
  • Turn down the volume on your iPod to a level that doesn't broadcast your guilty-pleasure workout track list to the entire room, and make any cell conversations quick and quiet (keep that heart rate up, quit yapping!).

Special New Year's deals range from waiving the initiation fee to reduced rates on monthly dues to free T-shirts. Keep in mind that not all gyms are created equal, so find one that suits your needs before you find one with a killer January deal. Plus, a lack of an initiation fee may not be too significant when the monthly rate is so exorbitant it seems like more ilicit favors should be included as well.

We're sure we missed the best deal ever at your favorite gym in the city, so leave a comment with your additions to our list, which is after the jump. Many gyms not listed may have great deals all the time; we just concentrated on the ones with specials in January. Contact the clubs for more details and rate information.

  • B & W Gym
    5920 N. Ridge Ave. / 773-561-9692
    All of 2007 for $207.
  • Cheetah
    5248 N. Clark, 773-728-7777 / 5838 N. Broadway, 773-728-6600 / 1934 W. North, 773-394-5900
    At the Clark and Broadway locations, no initiation fee, $20 registration fee, and one month free with one-year contract. No specials at the North Avenue location.
  • Chicago Park District
    Multiple locations in Chicago
    Workout for free January 8 - 14.
  • Crunch
    Five Chicago locations / 1-888-2-CRUNCH
    "A$$ Backwards Crunch Count-Up" — Initiation Fee in January equals the day of the month.
  • David Barton Gym
    600 W. Chicago Ave. / 312-836-9127
    No enrollment fee in January.
  • Galter Life Center
    5157 N. Francisco Ave. / 773-878-9936
    $150 off initiation fee in January.
  • Holmes Place
    355 E. Grand Ave. / 312-467-1111
    No joining fee, free personal training session, $50 Mondial Spa gift certificate.
  • Lakeshore Athletic Club
    441 N. Wabash, 312-644-4880 / 211 N. Stetson, 312-616-9000 / 1320 W. Fullerton, 773-477-9888 / 333 E. Ontario, 312 944-4546
    Join in January, get February free.
  • Lincoln Park Athletic Club / West Loop Athletic Club
    1019 W. Diversey Parkway, 773-529-2022 / 1380 W. Randolph St., 312-850-4667
    Join in January for $75 fee.
  • Webster Fitness Club
    957 W. Webster Ave. / 773-248-2006
    Join in January, don't pay until February.
  • Women's Workout World
    Nine Chicagoland locations
    No enrollment fee, $23 for the first month, and free personalized program through January 15.
  • YMCA of Metropolitan Chicago
    Multiple locations in Chicago.
    $0 "Joiner Fee" and free T-shirt (while supplies last) from January 2 - 15.

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