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And There Won't Be Any Journey Songs

By Benjy Lipsman in News on Mar 21, 2007 2:27PM

2007_03_sports_white_sox_ws.jpgThe Chicagoist offices were abuzz on Tuesday with word of pre-sale ticket acquisitions for a reunion tour 20 years in the making, taking place at a Chicago ballpark.

But don't expect a tour at a ballpark on the other side of town, if Sox manager Ozzie Guillen has anything to say about it. And we all know he's never at a loss for words.

When asked, Ozzie told the press,

Those ceremonies — "Oh, let's bring back those guys from 2005," we're all crippled and [messed] up, pushing wheelchairs, kids crying because his dad was on the ballclub — [forget] that. I don't need that bull. A bunch of fat guys, another one is broke. "Hey, where's your ring?" "Oh, I don't know, I sold that son of a [gun] two years ago."

So, any guess as to who from the World Series team will be the cripple? The dead one? The broke one? More importantly, will Carl Everett finally believe in dinosaurs and will Scott Podsednik's wife still be hot? And what would Frank Thomas be pouting about at the time? I guess we'll never know....

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