This Party's Got the Internet Goin' Nuts

By Sarah Dahnke in Arts & Entertainment on Jul 6, 2007 3:54PM

By now the holiday hangovers should have subsided, and you're figuring out how to once again ruin your liver and make some bad decisions. If that's the case, we have one suggestion: go to Debonair Social Club tonight.

The main attraction is Wisconson-based white-boy rapper Juiceboxxx, a dude who sounds like a Casio keyboard version of Spank Rock, with more of a "everybody jump and sweat" message. One can only hope he plays ALL FOUR versions of his epic "Thunder Jam," a single quickly gaining on "Trapped in the Closet" for the coveted title of Most Sequels to a Song.

Juiceboxx is preceded by Hollywood Holt, Local Hero, Mano and one-man hype show Matt Roan. And in addition to the free entry, there's a hosted vodka bar from 9-10 p.m.

So, there you have it. Hipsterfest 2007 -- going on tonight in The Crotch. The forecast is for lots of tight pants, at least one dude stripped down to tighty whities by midnight, and an excess of photos that look like this.

Myopenbar.com hosts the Going.com Chicago launch party, featuring Juiceboxx, at 9 p.m. tonight at Debonair Social Club, 1575 N. Milwaukee Ave.

Juiceboxx photo via dayvidday.

EDIT: We've just been informed that the party is RSVP only, but the RSVP list is open to the public.