Extra, Extra

By Margaret Lyons in News on Nov 9, 2007 12:16AM

Let's all give a warm welcome to our newest commenter, Mr. Neil Steinberg!

A 16-year-old spotted her rapist at Dunkin Donuts and called the police, who promptly arrested him.

A flight from here to New York was searched following a bomb threat, and the FBI is investigating non-specific, "third-hand" threats that al-Qaida is planning on attacking Chicago malls during holiday shopping time.

Doomsday, Daley, CTA, Springfield...this is pretty much a Mad Libs at this point.

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