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Friday Afternoon Diversion: Hometown D-Bag Edition

By Lizz Kannenberg in Miscellaneous on Dec 21, 2007 9:00PM

We were chatting with a friend about the impending task of compiling "best albums" lists, and the potential of Fall Out Boy's Infinity On High making the cut. Her comment was "I don't really know much about Fall Out Boy, other than that Pete Wentz can be a douche." Our response: "Well, one has to support one's hometown douches."

With that, we give you one of our favorite diversions of the year - a couple of Scandanavian kids' interpretation of what Patrick Stump is reeeeeally saying on lead single "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race." Yeah, it's been on the Interweb since the spring, but just click here for the "official" lyrics, and then proceed to laugh your face off. C'mon - "Also into caaaaats?!"