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Hope You're Having A Good Boxing Day

By Margaret Lyons in Miscellaneous on Dec 26, 2007 7:00PM

But if you're not, maybe these tasty tidbits will help:

Well, now we really want a Ghostface Killah doll.

Make words into snowflakes! We know technology is way more advanced than this, but it's still fun!

Hover manatees, owls with flick knives and vampire bears finally get the respect they deserve on 2007's most dangerous animals list. Best.

Here's a technically accurate and yet somehow disquieting headline about a woman training for the Paralympics: "Iraq took leg, China has her heart." Another banner day at the Sun-Times.

As long as we've got Scrooge McDuck on the brain, behold the Donald Duck Family Tree. (Via Chris Glass)

Who hasn't been wondering what Tonya Harding is up to? This gigantic feature is both depressing and illuminating.