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By Margaret Lyons in Arts & Entertainment on Dec 30, 2007 9:27PM


Witless Protection was written and directed by Chicago native Charles Robert Carner (who also wrote 1985's so-bad-it's-amazing Gymkata, whose tagline is "The skill of gymnastics, the kill of karate"), costars Chicago native Jenny McCarthy, and can be summarized thusly:

Together, the hilariously mismatched duo [of Larry the Cable Guy and Ivana Milicevic] must grapple with angry FBI agents, quack doctors and Chicago high society in his funniest, most unpredictable adventure yet.[source]

The trailer will make you cry vomit, so consider yourself warned.

Poster via Internet Movie Poster Awards.