Anu Solanki Won't Be Charged With A Crime

By Margaret Lyons in News on Dec 31, 2007 10:26PM

Anu Solanki won't face criminal charges, police announced today. She says she simply ran away because she wanted out of her marriage, and that she never meant for people to think she disappeared or to mislead police. Uh...don't leave your car running, and maybe call your mom? Tell her you're OK? She says her husband was not abusive and that the man she ran away with is just a friend.

For future reference, if you want to get divorced in Cook County, you can follow these steps. No need to national search, waste police resources and terrify everyone who's ever known you. [S-T, Trib, image from WBBM]