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Today in Things That Don't Suck

By Margaret Lyons in Miscellaneous on Jan 3, 2008 9:51PM

Last Call Cleveland will be at Sketchfest Friday and Saturday at 9pm.

What, you're too good for Pringles and Barry Manilow? (borderline NSFW)

The White Sox have traded for switc-hitting outfielder Nick Swisher. He batted .262 last year.

What up, Lego pizza kitchen?

Whiskipedia.

Scroll down for the spookiest Donald Duck costume ever.

Looks like we can finally stop arguing about what a hipster is: it's a character who likes hot jazz.

No more oversleeping! This alarm clock is hooked up via wifi to your online bank account and when you hit snooze, it donates money to organizations you hate. [via]