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Today's Aggro Awesomeness

By Margaret Lyons in Miscellaneous on Jan 7, 2008 11:35PM


All the American Gladiators used take steroids, do drugs and make out with each other. Oh, Nitro, how could you? The revamped American Gladiators airs another new episode tonight, but we're going to be too busy playing the old-school Nintendo version to watch. God, we still can't beat The Wall.

Mitt Romney wants to beat John McCain. So Romney's staffer put together a list of awesome stuff John McCain has done and said.

Combining so many of the things we love: dinosaurs, lasers, fighting, inspirational posters...holy shit it is awesome.

Perhaps less aggressive, but much more frightening is a wedding cake that's a lifesize replica of the bride? Well, now we'll be having cake android nightmares. Thanks a lot, CNN.

Satirical portraits of the Mayors Daley? This is what "hell yes" looks like, by Insomnia Jones, JD (aka Lauri Apple