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Oprah Watch: Mainlining

By Margaret Hicks in Miscellaneous on Feb 24, 2008 10:36PM

p2.JPGWhile we've been busy reading our Eckhart Tolle and feeling horrible about how we've treated ourselves and other people, it appears there is a movement to get Oprah to take on puppy mills.

We've been seeing this billboard on the Kennedy Expressway and traced it back to Main Line Rescue, a group based out of Pennsylvania. They are a no-kill shelter with over 58 acres that wants to educate people on the horror of puppy mills. They rely heavily on these billboards to get the word across, and figured Oprah can get through to most everyone, except Hillary supporters, hardy har har.

One of the most amazing things we've ever seen in our life is Paul Karason, the blue man. This man (who had what sounded like a pretty rough life), started drinking colloidal silver and then started putting it on his face to treat acne, eventually... he just started turning blue. It is astounding to see and Dr. Oz had a hard time keeping his hands off the poor man. Here's another interview with Paul:

You will be happy at know Paul has a pretty fiance who doesn't see the color of her man's skin as a problem. Sometimes Oprah shows us things we never thought we'd see, like her doing her imitation of having multiple orgasms, which if you've seen, you won't soon forget.

We're getting ready to take our Eckhart Tolle online class next week, is anyone else taking this? We're scared Tolle's just going to yell at us for being so immature, but we're going to give it a shot anyway.