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Thieves Jack Whack Stack

By Margaret Lyons in News on Mar 14, 2008 5:14PM

A Waukegan apartment was burglarized recently, which we're sure happens from time to time, but this thieves stole more than just ordinary valuables. They stole a porn stash. (Not to be confused with a porn stache.)

The 39-year-old [man], who lives in an apartment in the 800 block of Berwick Boulevard, told police thieves took nearly 40 pornographic DVDs. The collection included 30 assorted titles and a 10-disc box set of ethnic-specific movies. Thieves also took a $200 DVD player.

[Lake County News-Sun]

All cred to My Cube... for that headline. Brilliant.