Oprah Jokes And Science Jokes In One Article

By Margaret Lyons in Miscellaneous on Apr 16, 2008 9:07PM

From "Oprah Launches Own Reality":

[M]edia giant Oprah Winfrey unveiled her latest project Monday: a completely separate realm of existence, known as >OpraH, which she will control on the subatomic level.

"Now, Oprah's always on!" Winfrey said through an interspatial image of herself broadcast between her world and ours. "I've created a place where anyone can come to share and laugh and feel totally free from the conventional laws of the physical universe."

"I invite you all to be guests in my new reality," she added.

Amazing. [The Onion]