Porn, Professionalism, Horses Buddies and Breast Milk: Today's Fine Lines

By Margaret Lyons in Miscellaneous on Jul 24, 2008 8:25PM

"He grazes with a new friend, a miniature horse named Jackson that could easily walk right under him." —Adorable story about Chance, a huge horse rescued from last year's massive truck crash in which nearly 60 horses were injured.

"But far more despicable is a sleazy [Levi's commercial], which from our vantage point, comes off as a close brush with soft-core child porn." —Lewis Lazare, who's not a fan of said brush

"'Sometimes when men hear what I do, they think that I get to be around breasts all day. But it's not like that.'"—Henry Hale, Rush Hospital's first male certified breast-feeding peer counselor

"'I'm a professional, and I've been in this game a little longer to respect people.'"—Ozzie Guillen, who was ejected from the Sox game last night

Photo by xJordynx