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Rookie Rose Slices Finger Carving Apples

By Marcus Gilmer in News on Dec 8, 2008 11:10PM

Just what the hell was rookie sensation Derrick Rose doing handling a sharp object anyway??? The star apparently sliced his finger and required 10 stitches, causing him to miss practice, but he's expected back in time for tomorrow night's game against the Knicks. Did Bulls' management learn nothing from other examples? You wrap your star rookie in bubblewrap and make sure you buy him this and these. Yeesh.