Free STDs on Michigan Avenue Tonight

By Tankboy in Arts & Entertainment on Jan 27, 2009 11:00PM

International douchebag Tucker Max will be signing his "book" at the Borders downtown tonight at 7 p.m. We tried to convince police to cordon off the area to no avail. You've been warned.

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