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The Hipster Problem: Solved!

By Tankboy in Arts & Entertainment on Feb 6, 2009 7:00PM

At last week's Life During Wartime dance party at Hideout we made a shocking discovery: HIPSTERS DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE HIPSTERS! Seriously. Which we admit frightens us a bit, because we don't think we're hipsters but now ... well, how can we know?!

Luckily Hollywood Holt and Million $ Mano are here to break it down for us.

There, now we don't care if you think we're hipsters.