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Spotted Missed Connection: Free Asobi Seksu ticket for a victim of ennui...

By Tankboy in Arts & Entertainment on Mar 3, 2009 9:10PM

Usually we're giving out free tickets to cool shows -- and trust us, Thursday's Asobi Seksu show at The Empty Bottle is gonna be hot -- but this w4m Craigslist Missed Connection caught our eye:

I need something new. Let’s go see Asobi Seksu at the Empty Bottle on Thursday. You buy me a beer or a whiskey and I’ll cover your ticket. Consider this a missed connection with seasonal affective disorder.

I’m 24, brunette, sarcastic but sincere, recently Logan Square. Willing to remedy your cabin fever with flirtatious boozing, catchy post-gaze and off-color commentary. You should be a dude, well-mannered, probably thirty-ish. Bonus if you hold literacy and the National League in high esteem. Your Facebook gets mine.

Double bonus if you take her to The Burlington post-show!