Blago Turns Down Brothel

By Marcus Gilmer in Miscellaneous on Apr 30, 2009 7:00PM

The Moonlight Bunny Ranch Brothel for some reason wants Blago, yet the ex-gov's publicists says The Rod isn't interested in the bunnies. The brothel wanted Blago for their HBO show Cathouse, offering, "Rod's willpower would be challenged daily by the ladies as they bribe him to acquire finer rooms or better working hours and days off." Blago would also, "assist with hiring ladies in addition to facilitating with training and proper disciplinary action." Sounds awesome to us! But, being a party pooper, Blago spokesman Glenn Selig gave the idea a thumbs down, saying, "They did offer it to him but we're not taking it seriously." Ah, what could have been... [NBC 5, Daily Herald]