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Just Eat It

By Jacy Wojcik in Food on Jul 13, 2009 6:40PM


Alliance Bakery on Division St. has created a wonderful way to capitalize on commemorate Michael Jackson. Face cookies. That you eat. Get there quickly to get one with a good nose (really, they're all different and some are hideous.) While we found something tragic about eating Michael Jackson's face, these cookies got us thinking, are there any celebrities we would actually like to see be displayed on food items upon their death? Would you want to stretch out and chew on pink Spencer Pratt face taffy or slice and devour a Kim Jong Il face cake? Or would you feel better eating a beloved Katherine Heigl face scone? Ok. We're creeped out. No more face dessert.


(Rejected headlines include: "Don't Stop Till You Get Enough...of my cookie face" and, "You Can Eat My Face It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White.")

Images by Jacy Wojcik