Return of the Jedi RedEye

By Karl Klockars in Miscellaneous on Jul 13, 2009 7:40PM

At first glance, this morning's Red Eye cover looks less like goofy-faced eggs and a lot more like...well, you be the judge. Then before we got to read the article, we started wondering when we were going to get to Toshi Station to pick up those power converters, and never really got around to it. After that, we couldn't stop imagining Chicago as a wretched hive of scum and villainy. We could keep making Star Wars/Chicago related quotes, but if you need us we'll be over here quietly photoshopping Mayor Daley's face onto screenshots of Emperor Palpatine.