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Humpday Afternoon Diversion II: Steven Seagal, Lawman

By Marcus Gilmer in Miscellaneous on Aug 26, 2009 9:00PM

Saturday is the fourth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. As one might guess, I have a lot of mixed feelings about this anniversary and my thoughts are with my old city and my friends and family still there. But knowing that Steven Seagal is there, out for justice to protect them*, I'm able to sleep a little bit better at night, knowing if they're under siege, he's not letting criminals get above the law.

*Technically, Seagal is deputized in Jefferson Parish, which holds the west suburbs of New Orleans.