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ATM Stolen From Millennium Park

By Marcus Gilmer in Miscellaneous on Aug 28, 2009 7:20PM

An entire ATM machine was stolen Millennium Park sometime early this morning. Someone used an ATM card to access the vestibule at 11 N. Michigan Ave and make off with ATM machine from the Park Grill. No signs of forced entry were seen and police are checking surveillance tapes to see if they can find any clues. A Central District police lieutenant told CBS 2, "They took the entire machine." You know what? We do not condone theft in the least but if you can manage to steal an entire ATM machine and leave no trace of how it was done, kudos to you; you deserve to keep it.