Oh, Hell No: Farmer's Almanac Calls For "Bitterly Cold" Winter

By Marcus Gilmer in Miscellaneous on Sep 1, 2009 9:00PM

Photo by rjseg1

We're not experts on weather, but we can tell you that this past winter was ridonkulously cold (yes, that's the scientific term). Now, the Farmer's Almanac is telling us that our upcoming winter will be dry (yay!) but also "bitterly cold" (boo!). The almanac likes to get all fancy pants and show how it's always spot on, thus already incurring our wrath and it's only early September. We, however, are just going to ignore it. At least until it's too cold to.

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