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All Your Stocks Are Belong To Us

By Marcus Gilmer in Miscellaneous on Dec 22, 2009 7:40PM

With the health care bill struggling to get passed and two wars still ongoing, President Obama today outsourced the country's economy to the Galactic Empire.

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