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Sponge Bob Meat Pants

By Marcus Gilmer in Miscellaneous on Dec 27, 2009 5:00PM

An Aurora man was arrested for shoplifting in an usual manner - shoving meat down his pants. Anthony Collman, 47, was arrested last week for trying to make off with $60 worth of packed meats shoved down his pants. Arresting officers said this isn't the first time Collman has stolen form the store. [WBBM 780]