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Wiener & Still Champion Triple Undisputed Eating Shattered By Competitive Eaters

By Chuck Sudo in Food on Jan 29, 2010 5:40PM

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We can barely get through Wiener and Still Champion's regular burgers without feeling like we committed at least four cardinal sins. We're not even going to touch the "Triple Undisputed." Gus Paschalis's baby arm of a burger, nicknamed the "911 burger," is three pounds of dynamite aimed directly to an eater's arteries. In recent months customers have been establishing new records to see who could tame this wild stallion the quickest.

After yesterday, the record is beyond all of our reaches. Unless you think you can eat the burger in less than one minute, 40.2 seconds. That's the time Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti established yesterday on the 22nd after a visit to WaSC. Bertoletti and fellow competitive eater Tim "Gravy" Brown (who finished his Triple Undisputed in 2:26.78) simply mowed through the burgers. Paschalis posted video on his website and, while Bertoletti and Brown asked not to be identified, you can see from the technique used that these are the Pros here.

This is why we can't have nice things.

3 lb Burger Devoured in Under 2 Minutes!!!!! [WaSC]

Image credit: Evanston Live