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How To: Roast a Chicken (If You're an Idiot)

By L. Stolpman in Food on Feb 8, 2010 5:00PM

Okay, so, we've covered how to roast a chicken. But what if you're dumb? Here are the cliff notes: Buy chicken. Salt chicken. Put in 450 degree oven for an hour. Done.
We're not really kidding. Okay, so, it goes more like this: Buy a 3 lb chicken. Wash it off. Dry it off. Salt and pepper it. Put it in 450 degree oven for an hour. Take temp. Done. Seriously.

Here's why we love this method: 1) it's easy 2) the chicken's skin is crispy and salty and awesome and 3) the meat is tender and juicy.

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