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The Apocalypse Is Nigh Here

By Staff in News on Feb 10, 2010 3:00PM

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It may not be the nuclear strike we thought was coming but the end of the world is clearly at hand. A 3.8 magnitude earthquake struck early this morning with the epicenter just south of Gilberts. It was felt from Tennessee to Wisconsin though no damage was reported. Sure, but with almost a foot of fresh snow on the ground, we're still pulling all our money out of the bank, stuffing it in a coffee can, and collecting all the ammunition we can find. It's about to get all The Road up in here.