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Worth 1,000 Words

By Marcus Gilmer in Miscellaneous on Apr 15, 2010 6:00PM

"Please, Baby Jesus, make Pax be nice to me after the game. I know he kinda has to act nice because all those reporters are asking questions, but I can tell he doesn't really mean it. Oh, and please make LeBron like us next week, even if he crushes us. That'd be so cool if he came to play here. He's super awesome. And really tall. And handsome. I bet he could score eleventy billion points with Derrick and Joakim backing him up. I'd like him waaaaay more than Bosh. Oh, and please don't let me get fired. That would totally blow."