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Next In CGI Reenactments: Sox Bathroom Sexcapades

By Karl Klockars in Miscellaneous on Apr 20, 2010 4:20PM

First John Kass recounted the erotic restroom romp of two Sox fans on opening day. Next, Windy Citizen found video of the same things happening at Wrigley in 2007. Now, the folks at Adult Swim [via the fine folks at The Awl] brings us eyewitness on-the-scene coverage of the event in the spirit of those Chinese CGI reenactments.

We might have missed the upward-pointed toes and the "legs...shaking and quivering" but otherwise we're pretty sure this is exactly how it happened.