Michael Jordan's Curious Facial Hair
By Marcus Gilmer in Miscellaneous on May 24, 2010 4:00PM
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He likes a challenge. Michael Jordan has already sold you everything you never thought you'd buy. I sat through Space Jam, and though I have no specific memory why, I still somehow ended up buying the Quad City DJs' theme song to the movie. Like Michael Bay with Transformers 2, he is testing his powers to see if he can make the public embrace the unembraceable because he is both powerful and bored.
Whatever the reason is, at least MJ has cut into the LeBron-to-Chicago rumors that have been swirling to a fever pitch.