Teen Charged With Throwing Vomit-Filled Condoms

By Prescott Carlson in News on Jun 7, 2010 8:30PM

The Naperville Sun is reporting that a 19-year-old man is facing numerous charges after police say he threw condoms filled with vomit at a security guard working at suburban North Central College. Tyler Wilfley, who says the "world is his playground" on his Facebook page, is accused of luring the guard to a parking garage under the false pretense of a female student needing an escort to her car. When the guard arrived, the first vomit bomb hit his windshield and when he got out to investigate, more were thrown at his back. Wilfley is being charged with battery, disorderly conduct and (not surprisingly) illegal consumption of alcohol by a minor.

Naperville police were led to Wilfley after tracing the phone call made for the escort request back to another student, who fingered Wilfley and said he had asked her to make the call. Wilfley was released after posting bail.

No details were given as to how one fills numerous condoms with human vomit, but feel free to share your theories in the comments.