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Inherit The Windbag: A Golden Blago Ringtone

By L. Stolpman in Miscellaneous on Jul 15, 2010 6:25PM

Can't get enough of the Blago Tapes? Brian Mackey of the Springfield Journal-Register's Off the Clock blog has given us the gift of Blago on our mobile phones. That's right - You can let the dulcet Blago tones inform you that he worked his bleeping bleep off to get your child health care. Enjoy other such classics as:

  • "I'm left with gridlock, a fucking pissed-off speaker, potential impeachment, and a fucking president who's all take and no give."
  • "I've got this thing and it's fucking golden. And I'm just not giving it up for fucking nothing."
  • "Only thirteen percent of you all out there think I'm doing a good job. So fuck all of you."

We know. Hard to resist, right? Head over to get yours now.