Today in Culinary Erotica - The Turkey Cake

By Anthony Todd in Food on Nov 10, 2010 9:20PM

Doesn't that look like a tasty dessert? Yeah, not so much. This cake is made of turkey. Like one of those scary people who blend all their food into shakes and claim that it doesn't make any difference, this cake-maker took all the ingredients of thanksgiving dinner and created this mutated monstrosity. The layers are ground turkey, the topping is mini-marshmallows. The frosting is, yup, you guessed it - mashed potatoes. We can't decide if this is the greatest idea in history or the end of culinary civilization as we know it.