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Are You A Chicago Snob?

By Chuck Sudo in Miscellaneous on Dec 13, 2010 7:26PM

2010_12_13_bridgeport.jpg Are you that person who thinks of ketchup on a hot dog and says, "Eww!! Cooties!" Do you get a smug look on your face when someone says they're from Chicago, only so that you can throw it in their face that the suburbs don't count (some of you readers definitely do this).

If so, you could be a "Chicago snob," according to Chicago Now's Tell Real, Jr. Real lists the "top five characteristics of a Chicago snob," which also includes correcting someone on the neighborhood in which they live, only eating deep dish pizza and bragging about summers in town being "the best." You know what's also a sign you're a Chicago snob? Limiting the list to only five things.

No, wait. That's just a half-baked list. Help Tello out, people.