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Still Not Sure What to Buy Your Man For Valentine's Day?

By Anthony Todd in Food on Feb 8, 2011 4:20PM

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Illustration via foodzie.

Our loyal readers know how much we love flowcharts, especially when they have to do with food and booze. This chart from Foodzie will take you through all possible relationship scenarios to help you decide what to buy your man, starting with the length of the relationship and how good your last name sounds with his. Result? Bourbon, Bacon, Beer or nothing. What do you end up with?