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Tuesday Afternoon Diversion: The Tortoise and the Dog

By Chuck Sudo in Miscellaneous on Feb 15, 2011 9:00PM

Remember the story of the tortoise and the hare? What if the tortoise was faster and more aggressive than the story let on and the hare was replaced by an enthusiastic but quickly frightened Boxer?

This tortoise moves faster than Emmy, seriously.