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Federal Workers + Porn = Uh OH!

By Chuck Sudo in News on Mar 10, 2011 6:28PM

2011_3_10_spock_porn.jpg Federal workers must have a lot of time on their hands if they're watching internet porn on their office computers. The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission has reprimanded or counseled 24 employees in seven cities, including Chicago, for accessing pornographic websites with work computers between 2005 and last year.

The SEC said none of the employees that were disciplined were high-ranking officials, which seems odd to note. Maybe they're taking these words of wisdom on how to manage their porn watching while on the job to heart.