Aaron Schock: One Hunk of Burning Congressman

By Chuck Sudo in News on May 9, 2011 6:20PM

Freshman Peoria Congressman Aaron Schock appears on the cover of the June Men's Health and showing off abs worthy of a P90X workout. Seriously, the youngest member of Congress has Ravishing Rick Rude abs. Schock should hold town hall meetings in Peoria and just imitate Rude addressing wrestling audiences: "What I want right now is for all you fat, out of shape sweathogs to keep the noise down while I take my sportcoat and shirt off, and show the ladies what a real Congressman is supposed to be like. HIT THE MUSIC!"

Schock was chosen for the cover, according to Men's Health Editor-in-Chief David Zinczenko, because he seemed like the best choice to promote a healthy lifestyle.

"He is deeply committed to health and fitness and is the perfect spokesperson to help motivate people to change their eating habits and their attitudes towards weight and health - and not just for the summer, but for life.”

We're waiting for Glenn Beck to come out against Schock's suggestion that
people be healthy.