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Joliet Man Attacked By 'Booty Call Ninjas'

By Samantha Abernethy in News on Jun 19, 2011 5:45PM

2011_06_19_ninja_turtles.jpg A Joliet man got more action than he bargained for early Friday after a late-night booty call went south. The 44-year-old asked his ex-girlfriend April O'Neil Katherine M. Casarez, 29, to come over. Police found him "drenched in blood" later when he reported being attacked by "booty call ninjas."

“As he walked to her vehicle a masked man jumped from the darkness yelling and swung a pair of nunchuks at him — hitting him in the head,” police said. “Casarez grabbed a second pair of nunchuks from her vehicle and hit him in the head as well.”
Police also found “two throwing stars — one stuck into a telephone pole." Casarez later admitted to attacking her ex, with help from Michelangelo her new boyfriend. She has been charged with aggravated domestic battery, aggravated battery, unlawful use of a weapon and armed violence.