Pantsless Man, Not Doughnuts, Draw Police to Indiana Dunkin' Donuts
By Chuck Sudo in News on Jul 26, 2011 2:20PM
A Calumet City, IN Dunkin' Donuts was the setting for a bizarre display of exhibitionism early Sunday morning. Police were called to the store where they found 32 year-old Martin Battle cradled in a fetal position wearing nothing but a gray t-shirt.
Battle told police he forgot where the rest of his ensemble was, then started cursing them out. (When you're outside a Dunkin' Donuts with your long john hanging in the breeze, you're already in deep doo-doo.)
Battle was arrested and charged with public nudity and false informing charges after he gave police a false name. HIs pants were later found nearby.