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Who is the Buffalo Grove Boner Drug Bandit?

By Chuck Sudo in News on Aug 24, 2011 8:40PM

Someone has been stealing erectile dysfunction drugs from a Buffalo Grove doctor's office since January. Workers at that office only decided to report the thefts once the burglar got into a locked pharmaceutical closet.

"When (the doctor) arrived (Aug. 15) the entire supply of Viagra, Cialis and Levitra samples were gone,” according to a police report. The burglar also nabbed $20 and loose change from the office's petty cash drawer.

This burglar is also savvy enough to steal a "nanny cam" the doctor set up to catch him in the act. Either this burglar has a nice resale market going on or he needs a lot of help in the bedroom.