The Chicagoist will be launching later but in the meantime please enjoy our archives.

Aurora Teen Blames DUI on Boyfriend Not Taking Her to Twilight

By Samantha Abernethy in News on Nov 22, 2011 10:30PM

2011_11_22_twilight.jpg An 18-year-old girl drove her car into a ditch because she was upset her boyfriend didn't take her to see Twilight The Sun-Times writes:

Olivia Ornelas, 18, 200 block of Williams Street, Aurora, was charged with drunken driving and unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor after the car she was driving was found in a ditch at 12:04 a.m. Saturday near Route 71 and East High Point, the Kendall County Sheriff’s Office said. According to police, Ornelas was driving with no front right tire. She told deputies she was extremely upset with her boyfriend because she did not get to see the new “Twilight” movie as they were supposed to do, according to a police report.

What a crappy boyfriend. I bet he doesn't even sparkle.