How Do You Cook A Turkey? Just Put It In The ****ing Oven

By Samantha Abernethy in Food on Nov 24, 2011 9:00PM

Is turkey really the main star of the meal, or is it just a canvas for artful side dishes? Well, according to this woman, cooking a turkey isn't really that important. In this instructional video, Aunt Mary says, "Just put the fucking turkey in the oven." That's really all there is to it. Don't sweat it. Save the trouble for the side dishes. "It's just turkey. It tastes like cardboard." Happy Thanksgiving!