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Celebrate With The Rest Of Us In Four Easy Steps

By Tankboy in Arts & Entertainment on Dec 21, 2011 10:20PM

Can you believe Festivus has only been around since 1997 but is now the preferred holiday of 67% of the world's population* today? If, due to a blow to the head in a previous Feat Of Strength, you're not familiar with the basic traditions of the Festivus holiday, Comcast has been kind enough to create an infographic (now the #1 method of sharing information** today!) to make sure everyone can celebrate together.


*This stat is totally made up. Obviously. The number MUST be far larger than 67%, right?
**Again, not a real stat. But c'mon, infographics are EVERYWHERE so that at least feels true, right?