Nude Couple Charged With Public Indecency After Flashing Their McMuffins At Illinois McDonald's

By Kim Bellware in News on Dec 30, 2011 7:30PM

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No happy ending to this happy meal.
A pair of drive-thru patrons to a Galesburg McDonald's must have thought the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" policy applied to dine-in orders only when they visited the restaurant Wednesday morning completely naked.

According to CBS News via the Associated Press and WGIL radio, 19-year-old Paul Kosur of El Paso and a 21-year-old Megan Gutierrez of Galesburg pulled up to a McDonald's drive-thru in the western Illinois town just before 2 a.m. Wednesday.

WGIL radio reported that the pair was still in the McDonald's parking lot when police offers officers arrived, with police saying Kosur was "crouched over in the driver's seat trying to pull on a pair of pants while [Gutierrez] was covering up in a blanket." Police say Kosur had only the pants in the car, and Gutierrez only had a coat.

The two were slapped with charges of Public Indecency and were taken to the Knox County Jail. The pair was later released after being issued notices to appear in court.

According to WGIL, Kosure and Gutierrez told officers their shenanigans maybe weren't such a great idea, but they "both still thought it was funny."

Hey, we're laughing...