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Blackhawks Fan Sees His Shot With Sarah Kustok And Takes It, With Predictable Results

By Chuck Sudo in News on Jan 13, 2012 7:20PM

Comcast Sports Net's Sarah Kustok's interview with "Greg from Lemont" during last night's "Shoot the Puck" contest took on a heaping helping of awkward when Greg professed his love for the flaxen-haired beauty.

The interview was already awkward. Greg tried to play down his flameout in the between-period shootout by attributing his poor performance to his "baseball swing," before putting extra pressure on a Blackhawks team with Stanley Cup hopes to win it for his sister.

We aren't saying Kustok should get a restraining order. But just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you.