Police Put APB Out For Man With "Large Lips And A Unibrow"

By Chuck Sudo in News on Feb 2, 2012 5:20PM

If we have any readers in the Belmont Heights neighborhood on the Northwest Side and you happen to see a purple two door mid-sized car with tinted windows, call the police first, then maybe refer the driver to someone who can thread or wax his eyebrows.

The Tribune reports this morning that Chicago Police are looking for a man who tried to lure a boy into a purple car with a promise of playing Xbox video games. The child refused, so the suspect chased him. The boy ran home. When police questioned the child, he described the suspect as having large lips and a "unibrow." Police further described the suspect as between 30-40 year's old, a height of 5-foot-9 to 5-foot-10, weighs about 160 pounds, dressed in a black t-shirt with red lettering that he wore over a white long-sleeved shirt and baggy black pants.

But it's the large lips and unibrow that get us. The suspect can take care of the latter, but he can't hide those soup coolers.