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Obama's Dream Job? Point Guard For The Chicago Bulls

By Samantha Abernethy in News on Mar 11, 2012 3:00PM

Look out, Derrick Rose! President Barack Obama was asked during an informal fundraising dinner, "If you could work for anybody else besides yourself, who would it be?"

"Yeah, I'd be starting point guard for the Chicago Bulls," Obama said. Then again, that ship has probably sailed, so maybe he'll just take a job on ESPN Sportscenter. Yes, Mr. President, we all have to make compromises in our career goals. Commanders in chief... They're just like us! We'll just take this as a reminder to never quit reaching for our own dream job: Princess Ballerina Veterinarian... in space.